You're killin' me Smalls

Here is a short list of some things I have noticed that are just bugging the shit out of me:

1. Calvin Stickers
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Ok, we've all seen these terrible stickers long enough. Please stop buying these stupid stickers. Yeah we all know that there is this irrepressible hostility between Ford and Chevy. I get when he is kneeling down in front of the cross that you think it is absolutely the coolest. God is awesome. But seriously lets get some restraint after we buy that '78 pick-up from our neighbor that we've had our eye on, and have the decency to buy something the least bit original to stick on the back winda'.

1a. Git-R-Done
Yeah this is pretty much the same thing as above, only it burns with a fury right now. I mean think about this. These stickers have the uncanny ability to look cigarette yellow right after being placed on the car in question. It is as though the WT that place these on their cars are screaming WT so bad that it transfers to everything they touch.

2. Noi-vous Corporate Types
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Okay, so we all know we need to watch our backs in the "real world," but seriously. When you are drinking with someone from work and you both know that this guy or that guy is annoying (a.k.a. a typical engineer), you have to let your guard down. Could you really not talk shit about Milton if he worked in your office?

3. "Try and..." or "Could care less"
Both of the above are wrong. It is impossible to "try and" do anything. And you probably mean "couldnt care less." Look it up or think about it.

4. The "Good luck man..." Guy
Alright the last one for today. The people at the new job who act like it sucks so bad to get started. For instance "Oh good luck with that, it took me like 3 months just to *blah*." Fuck you. Mr. Hardass. Then later on you find out they have been there like 4 months total and they think they're the shit. Get over it. You are a peon just like me.

"Who is it?
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now.
I'm afraid that in my weakened condition I might take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences.
Thank you for stopping by.
I appreciate your concern for my well being."